"Don't be daft, Michael," Ashton laughs. "Calum's straight." ⓒ Cover by quantum-fags

[COMPLETED] "in this year i've learnt how to live with what god gave me, but i've also learnt that i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend."

once, there was a rose in a riptide. book the first

in which an overly horny guy has to learn that not every girl likes him and his d.ick

The one where Michael watches over Seventeen, who no one has ever met before. ((Mashton/cake mainly))

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

❝ oh kitten. you'll always be my number one, and this baby won't stop that ❞ top!calum, bottom!michael, daddy!calum ©copyright all rights reserved amatorious 2015 #426 in humor: 6/04/15 :-D #269 in humor: 10/04/15 ;-) cover contest winner : @jbhood

"What's that list of?" "Kinks. By the end of these two months we'll have tried all of them." -- #1 in bromance awards original views: 537k

"i just want to hear you." (c) malumjpg 2014-2015

Meet Calum Hood: Tumblr famous, gay bassist. He knows everyone and everything to know about the Internet. He likes to make short little covers on YouTube in black and white on his lap top, and he's quite proud of his 15 thousand subscribers. But he's even more fond on his 2.2 million tumblr followers, you could say he was the 'it boy' of tumblr. He owned 30+ flower crowns and hundreds if band tees. (Some of which he didn't even know if it was actually a band. The shirt just looked really cool) So it was a normal day, and on his dashboard one Tuesday night, a boy reblogged his post. His name was Michael Clifford. Who knew one itty bitty note would change everything. I guess you could say, it started with a band Based off of the song Collar Full by Panic! At the disco. Coming soon.