Ever get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!

Hey. My name is Carter. I have always been alittle strange. Like I'm a tomboy and I'm not scared of anything. But even I couldn't predict that one night when coming home from the movies I would be kidnapped by a vampire. Yep. A Vampire. And let me tell you. Vampires are much more annoying then the fairytales say. MUCH MUCH MORE. Authors Note: This is NOT your average vampire story. I was hesitant to put it under vampire because it isn't just vampires. It's many many other creatures too. Including ALIENS!!! JK. (actually there might be.... or not. you just have to read to find out.)