Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

The book that Benjamin De Almeida aka Benoftheweek wrote at age 14. Wiped from the internet until now. This book essentially tries to be a satirical guide on how to become a YouTube star (something that I was obsessed with becoming at 14). It starts off with my YouTUbe journey from ages 10-14 and then things get a little weird. Read at your own risk, I was truly unhinged.

Well, this is likely to crash and burn. I'll give it a shot though. There's this super talented actor that is also a model and also makes amazing videos on Tik Tok. When he sees this he's going to think I'm crazy, but he already likely thinks that so oh well.