A week on a school trip. More importantly; seven days with Y/N. [Doesn't follow the main Saiki K. plotline.)

★ TEDDY BEAR - STAYC ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── In which the Saiki family gains a new baby sister, except she has no special powers or abilities..? Crazy. TDLOSK ˣ Child!Reader ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── Any p3dofilic or inc3stous jokes and comments will result in a mute. Please be respectful. 02/05/23

saiki kusuo x f!reader ❝𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐘.❞ ༊*·˚in which the quiet transfer girl spends time with the psychic boy who in turns enjoys it and hopelessly falls into the rabbit hole of liking her. / ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ

˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ ❝𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐘/𝐧 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝...❞ ❝𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞!❞ ❝𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩.❞ ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ ╰┈➤ 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩, 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘑𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘗𝘒 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺. 𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦, 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘒𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘰 𝘚𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘪, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘒𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘒𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘰'𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘒𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘠/𝘯 𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. •𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴.• ━。゜✿ฺ✿ฺ゜。━ 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜: 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨/𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚!!

(Y/N) (L/N). Just your average girl, who somehow gets a psychic boy to fall in love with her. And three other poor souls. With the power of her averageness, watch as she takes over the wor-COUGH ≿━━━━༺❀༻━━━━≾ This is an ongoing fanfiction, and I am working on more chapters. Be warned that the beginning is cringe and there are many grammatical errors since I'm not an experienced writer. However, if you dare read, welcome to Beyond Average! (Cover edited by yours truly) -Kuruma Best rankings- #1 in "author" #1 in "reader" #1 in "comedy" #1 in "reference" #1 in "average" #1 in "smart" #1 in "stalker" #1 in "saikikxreader" #1 in "arenkuboyasu" #1 in "saikometori" #1 in "psychic" #1 in "thedisastrouslifeofsaikik"

"Tch, remind me to never mess with you," Kusuo says and sets my hand down gently. He moves his arms up so they rest comfortably against the back of his head. "Damn right," I say with a laugh. "If you need a bodyguard, I'm your girl." I throw some fake punches and flex my arms. Kusuo watches me, amusement written all over his face. "My girl huh?" _____________________________________________ Everything is annoying with the world when Saiki arrives at school to find out yet another transfer student will be attending PK academy. He doesn't understand what all the fuss is about and decides that as long as the new student doesn't interfere with his life, then things will be fine. But of course, Saiki can never seem to have God on his side so when y/n l/n introduces herself, he realizes that his powers of mind-reading don't work. You seem normal enough so why can't he hear what you're thinking? What makes you different?

Now that Kusuo Saiki, an all powerful psychic has confessed his feelings for you, the two of you must approach this new stance with a number of obstacles that make it almost impossible to be with him. *I do not own any of the characters from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. All fanart will be credited.* Hey, isn't this the wrong anime?

"ʜᴇʏ..." . . "......." . . "ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ?" . . "(ʏ/ɴ) ᴇᴠᴇʀɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ." . . "ʏᴏᴜʀ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴄᴀʟᴍɪɴɢ" . . "ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ?" -ᴀ ᴛʀᴀɴsғᴇʀ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋsᴛᴏʀʏ. sᴀɪᴋɪ ᴛʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛs ᴄᴜᴛ ᴏғғ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴛᴀᴛɪᴄ. ʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟʟʏ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴇsᴛs ʜɪᴍ. ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ ᴏʀ ɪs ɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʜɪs ʜᴇʟᴘ? sᴛᴀᴛᴜs [ᴏɴɢᴏɪɴɢ] [ɪɴғʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ʀᴇғʀᴇɴᴄᴇs] [ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴀsᴛʀᴏᴜs ʟɪғᴇ ᴏғ sᴀɪᴋɪ ᴋ] [x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ]

Saiki is known to have a cold heart, except when it comes to children, so when the mother of Yuuta practically begged him to look after Yuuta, Saiki's reluctance didn't last long, he accepted the favour until realising he hasn't got any clue how to look after a child. So what is Saiki left to do? Go to Y/N of course, well there are other people in his "friend "group Y/N was the only one he could stand. (I do not own any characters except Y/N) (I have also not watched all of the disastrous life of Saiki k, so if I get something wrong forgive me I will change it in editing) (The reader is female, and is not a psychic.)

Kusuo wasn't going to lie, he expected cheap, semi-decent coffee jelly at a 50% sale when he teleported to the next town over. He did not expect to meet such a beautiful girl serving him at a maid cafe, with really good coffee jelly in hand. Now, he might just stop by again... ...for the coffee jelly of course ❝𝐨𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐰...❞