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Allison's almost perfect life flips the moment she married the popular model, Reid Marquez. Determined to make his life as miserable as hers, she comes up with a plan to make him fall to the deepest pits of hell. Can Allison succeed in bringing the bad boy down--or will it be the other way around? *** Still heartbroken by the sudden departure of her ex-boyfriend, Allison Mae Ferreira faces yet another struggle by marrying popular model and bad boy, Reid Marquez--especially since it's against her will and she hates Reid to the core. Upon her ex's return, she's determined to call the sham of a marriage quits and bring Reid down. But as she puts her plans into action and she discovers secrets from the past, she unexpectedly realizes that perhaps, she has fallen for the guy she swore to hate. Now forced to choose between her ex and her husband, will Allison make the right decision--or follow what is right for her heart? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish. Cover Design by Rayne Mariano

So, you're THE GANGSTER???! Well I'm THE BITCH! I DARE YOU, to fall in love with me.... Ang storyang ito ay RATED SPG.. Punong-puno ng kasalanan, karahasan, kalaswaan at higit sa lahat, KAGANDAHAN.. Hohoho! :) ---Watch the TEASER sa side :) For more infos and updates, follow us on facebook... Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shes-The-Gangsters-Bitch/242608522596199 May official accounts na din lahat ng Characters ng STGB! Add them up guys! Thank you sooooo much!

*Not Suitable for 13yrs old and below readers.* First love never fades. Yan ang lagi kong naririnig. Kasabihan na pinaniwalaan ng lahat at isa na ko doon. Ayos na sana ang lahat pero sinaktan niya ko. He is my first love and yet my first heart break.

Van o Vincent? Hindi malaman ni Alex kung sino sa dalawa ang kanyang pipiliin. Si Van na fiance nya mula nang isilang sya o si Vincent na kanyang master na ubod nang suplado . Si Van na alam nyang mahal sya o si Vincent na itinitibok nga ng kanyang puso ngunit alam nyang masasaktan lang sya dahil may fiancee na ito. Nakakalito !Kung pwede lang sanang pareho na lang.

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[COMPLETED] He's Hero Jun Montesilva. Do you want to play his game? -TSG Series #1

Being noticed by Lawrence is Abigail's lifelong dream. But when chance turns her dream into reality, she realizes that being with him isn't how she pictured it would be. Will a love deal be enough for Abigail to turn the tables around and open up Lawrence's heart? *** Abigail Salvador has been smitten with Lawrence Madrigal her entire life but he never seemed to have noticed her at all. Everything changes when a night of mistake forces them to marry each other. Lawrence decides to close his heart and ignore Abigail, thinking that she is nothing more than just a gold digger. But when he finally gives her one last chance to convince him otherwise, will three months be enough for Abigail to make him fall in love with her? Or will she finally give up the deal and set him free? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish Cover Designed by Simone Northey

She thought arranged marriages are just for Chinese. Pero nagkamali siya nang siya mismo ang ipinagkasundo ng sariling pamilya sa nag-iisang apong lalaki ng kaibigan ng Lolo niya. Ngunit hindi naging madali ang lahat dahil ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ay isang mayabang, arogante at masama ang ugali na walang ibang ginawa kundi inisin siya kapag nagtatagpo ang landas nila at ginagawa nito ang lahat ng paraan para lang mapaatras siya sa kasunduan. Will their hate for each other eventually turn into love or will the hate gets worst that may cause war between the two families?