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Sixteen Year Old Vampire by likethecolour
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Never in my life has my mom ever said something so horrible, so disgusting. Never in my sixteen years of living, have I heard something so awful and cruel. When Mom said those five words, I felt like my world was ending, and that my life was over. "You're going to high school." Now, I know what you're thinking. What's so bad about high school? Well, nothing if you're a normal, responsible human. But, that's just the thing. I'm not human. I'm a vampire. And, I've watched a hundred human movies to know that high school is horrible. My life has officially ended.
Married To The Douchebag of the Century by likethecolour
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"I do" I said, trying not to puke because of my own words. Josh rolled his eyes, "Yeah...what she said." I frowned, I may not like this stupid arrangement, but the least this ass could do was fake it. Who says...yeah...what she said, AT A WEDDING?! Meet Charlotte, the ultimate good girl, and also the girl who just wanted to live life normal. But, after being pressured into going to a party and living the wild life...something crazy happened, making her life anything but normal. Cover made by @sam-smith