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Sixteen Year Old Vampire by likethecolour
Sixteen Year Old Vampire
likethecolour
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Never in my life has my mom ever said something so horrible, so disgusting. Never in my sixteen years of living, have I heard something so awful and cruel. When Mom said those five words, I felt like my world was ending, and that my life was over. "You're going to high school." Now, I know what you're thinking. What's so bad about high school? Well, nothing if you're a normal, responsible human. But, that's just the thing. I'm not human. I'm a vampire. And, I've watched a hundred human movies to know that high school is horrible. My life has officially ended.
Married To The Douchebag of the Century by likethecolour
Married To The Douchebag of the Century
likethecolour
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"I do" I said, trying not to puke because of my own words. Josh rolled his eyes, "Yeah...what she said." I frowned, I may not like this stupid arrangement, but the least this ass could do was fake it. Who says...yeah...what she said, AT A WEDDING?! Meet Charlotte, the ultimate good girl, and also the girl who just wanted to live life normal. But, after being pressured into going to a party and living the wild life...something crazy happened, making her life anything but normal. Cover made by @sam-smith