A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

*Turns around in swivel chair* I've been expecting you... Welcome, my awesome readers! Wasuuup? This book contains things you can probably relate to (for example, when you're talking to a kid and you have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT ON EARTH they're saying, and you just sit there nodding and saying stuff like: Oh really? :P ) and also some random chapters on random stuff... :) I hope that you'll enjoy reading this book as much as I enjoy writing it! WARNING: Most of the relatable stuff and content of this book is not written by me, and you may encounter a lot of hashtags throughout the book. #becauseIcan #YOLO #Youguysrock

Would you risk it for the holy PRINCE BISCUIT!

A normal teenage girl, Mary, moves into a new house. Constantly witnessing her parents' fights and arguments, she runs away and gets trapped in the world of Slenderman. Her only hope is to find the 8 pages to go home, and be safe.