(NO LONGER UPDATING) Greetings and Salutations! Welcome to my oneshot book for Mean Girls the Musical and Heathers the Musical! Reader is assumed female (and these are all gxg by default unless otherwise listed). WARNING: This book will contain strong language. (I don't write smut - well, not yet at least - but it may contain a little bit of... Steamy stuff) Put in requests in the part titled "Welcome! / Requests!" unless requests are closed! I (obviously) do not own any of the characters.