Illumi and Hisoka have a secret admirer obsessed with them. She'll do anything to separate them from y/n. And she does.

𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑝ℎ𝑎 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀: 𝗡𝗢.1 𝗶𝗻 𝘅𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗮𝗴, 𝗡𝗢.1 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝘇𝗮𝘄𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗴, 𝗡𝗼.1 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗴, 𝗡𝗢. 1 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮, No. 1 in beta tag,

"Would you kindly undress so that I may relieve myself?" My jaw dropped and Hisoka laughed. He winked at me and pinched my cheeks and said, "go ahead y/n strip for us. It's ok." I blushed and said incredulously, "s-strip? In front of Illumi? Hiso what, I can't, I don't know how? Wha-?" Come vibe with me - unfinished ?? (I'm which I stop halfway and give a heartfelt typo ridden epilogue Cover art image by @phorigami and @jumi_bits on Instagram I don't own the hxh characters or the hxh storyline arcs, Togashi made them. My main man Togashi also deserves all the credit for making the luscious man we know know as Hisoka. I also don't own any of the Haikyuu! characters, who may make an appearance.