I'm sorry

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

Elmoism is the name. We are the Elmoists And we must praise our Lord and savior, lalala.

Obama, the president of the cooking club fell in love with her enemy Alex. Though Trump is also in love with Alex. Read what happens next 👁👄👁

Very cute, romantic, and true story of two soulmates who were destined to be together forever❤️

major smut warning and horrible spelling btw I have no idea what the hell I'm doing

❝ ¡𝙔/𝙉 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙔 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙄𝘾! ❞ »ᴳᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ᴺᵉᵘᵗʳᵃˡ! ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ »ᴼᵇᵉʸ ᴹᵉ! ᵀᵉˣᵗᶠⁱᶜ HELLOOO!! I am back and i will be updating again! Sorry for the wait but i am back!!❤️ (2/20/23)