La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

Ghiaccio wakes up in the hospital after his fight with Giorno only to realize he's been rendered mute. Now that power has changed hands, Ghiaccio no longer has reason to fight. With Melone still beside him, the pair struggle to find their place in the aftermath and learn what communication truly means.

Risotto Nero has to break up a dumb boy fight.

When stress is at an all time high for Ghiaccio, Melone knows just the trick to deal with it.