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Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

|William Afton x reader| ⚠️ WARNING⚠️ This story might contain : -Gore. -Bad language. -Child abuse/murder/death. -Death. -More gore. -Nudity. -Different types of manipulations. -A reader insert, so if you don't like these, sorry not sorry. Remember : Fazbear Entertainments is not responsible for your death, mutilations or other type of abuse ! Also, nothing belongs to me except some parts of the story! ___________________________________________ You know a lot of things, you always had been. And yet you weren't smart enough to know when to give up. IT killed your brother, IT scarred you for life in many ways, and yet you never gave up on your vengeful intentions, because you knew who IT really was. You were twenty when you survived, he was only eight when he was murdered, and IT was stupid enough to let you get away. ___________________________________________

(OLD) (William Afton x reader) (COMPLETED) •----• Incident after incident, she seems to always go back to him no matter how much her mind to tells her not to. - DISCLAIMERS: •Swearing •Gore •Manipulation •Age gap of 9 years •Possible sexual content

(DISCONTINUED) (William Afton x f!reader) || INFO: This is a sequel to my first book What year is it-William Afton x Reader. So I would recommend reading my first book then this one. ||SUMMARY: Two years after William Afton's tragic death a new horror attraction opened and (y/n) suspects that William is there. As quick as she could she takes up the night guard job. And just as she suspected William is there but is now Springtrap. While (y/n) is filled with joy, a certain soul is done being trapped in her underground animatronic prison. Now it's (y/n) job to free the poor soul and fix this Afton family. All characters belong to Scott Cawthon

(William Afton x f!reader) Read if you want to, I'm just warning you... it's bad. || SUMMARY: You manage to travel back in time to the 80s through a magical ball pit. While you try to find your way back you meet a certain purple murderer. || There are a plethora of things wrong with this book such as content, grammar, and story boarding.|| All characters used in this book rightfully belongs to Scott Cawthon.

[ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐗 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐 ] ━ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, after an invitation to come help him sell his new invention the thneed, y/n is faced with the trial and error of onceler and his failing project. _________________________________ ** REWRITTEN !! ** 「 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 」 [ 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 // 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 ]

Once-ler!xShort!Tempermental!Reader! The Once-ler makes his way to the valley with truffulas, barbaloots, swarmie swans, and humming fish, only to later meet a mysterious character. The Lorax, and a strange girl who is to be his bodyguard. She doesn't say much, but when she does, it completely captivates adorable Oncie. That, or it completely teriffies him, seeing as she has a bit of an issue with her anger. Oncie learns he is going to have to live with it, not that he doesn't mind, amd he feels his life is going to have drastic changes very soon. It starts out with the normal Lorax stroy, but then it turns into something I created. I do realize it says swarmie isntead of swommie swans. That's how my uncle used to say it, and my autocorrect wouldn't let me say swommie.

Okay, so as you have read the title, this story consists of one shots of, you, the reader and, Oncie. Well, it could be Greedler, too. Updates are not that daily or every other day, but as soon as I am contented with it, I'll post it for you. So, enjoy, little Oncelings.