Every story has its beginning. This one begins with an end. And it all goes downhill from there. First installment in 'Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren' series. Side note: I'm trying to English-ify the Japanese aspect of fanfiction as much as I possibly can, although the honorifics (-kun, -chan, -sama, etc.) will be kept, because I have no idea how to soften names in English. Also, it's a Self-Insert Fix-It fic. Be warned.

An Omake thread to Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren series.

Direct sequel to 'Swapped Patterns', second installment in 'Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren'. An epos of how Uchiha Ren is a fucking dumbass who attracts all people weird, Inuzuka Hana probably deserves sainthood, and so does Shiranui Gena for that matter, Danzo's blood vessels are probably about to pop and generally, canon is irrelevant. At least to Ren it is. Or a story spanning six years from Renee's waking as Ren up to Team 7's graduation, in which time few, if any, canonically vital things stay the same, because Ren said so and she can make ramen therefore what she says, goes. Self-Insert, Stuck in Fic, Modern Girl in Naruto, heavy AU, etc, etc. (Let's break the canon, shall we?) THE AUTHOR DISALLOWS REPOSTING OF THE STORY ON ANY PLATFORMS BY THIRD PARTIES.