(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...