I translated the novel with the help of Google translate, so it is unedited but the smut is not bad >~< All the credit will go to orginal Author. Cover is not mine. Qian Wen ( Name's meaning: a thousands question ) has been castrated when he was just born, he grew up with the Emperor as his Eunuch. Emperor is the only one who knows Qian Wen's secret of his body. As time goes on they have fallen in love with each other. Mature Alert!! Chinese Title: 极品小太监(NP)

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

The main character always ends up with the male lead? Even if they're backstabbing, evil, and cruel, they will live happily ever after just because they are the main character? Even if they're so innocent that they cause countless deaths, they will still be treated with love and respect, with everyone groveling at their feet to help them. Well, the readers have agreed to disagree with this thought. It's about time to revolt! Alright then, we just need someone to destroy the main character. We need to take away the main character's golden thigh. Since that's the case, we need to Steal The Male Lead. AN: Hello everyone, so this is going to be my third book ever written on Wattpad. I've actually had plans for this book for a while and I also have many ideas for the other arcs but, please enjoy the book, and I will try to keep a constant update on it. *If any of the photos are yours or you know that the artist of the photos or characters don't want it up, please comment down right away so that I can delete it. None of the photos are mine and rightfully belong to the artist.*

If there was an award for laziness then everyone was sure that Ryo would be the one to get it every year but what Ryo didn't expect was that he was only able to be lazy for one more day because after he woke up he was no longer Ryo and a certain guy would not leave him alone Certain guy : " It took you forever to find me love~, now I am never letting you go from me" Ryo, "...." 'curiosity definitely kills the cat ' But that cat thought he could get away from a certain guy after he finishes his first world but... 2nd world : " Where are you going ? Your not allowed to stay far from me " Ryo : " ......" It's ok, keep calm , this nightmare will be over soon .... 3rd world : You're under arrest for stealing my heart" Ryo: "......." Deep breathes , inhale , exhale .. 4th world : "I'll protect you forever so stay in my arms " Ryo : " THIS M*****F**** IM GONNA KILL YOU !!! "Baby, be good " The system who ate dog food every day : (╥﹏╥) .......................................... Release/update schedule: Sundays/ sporadic at tyms

***** COVER ART IS NOT MINE, CREDIT TO ORIGINAL ARTIST**** For some people, looks are everything. They define decisions and are the reason why others act the way they do. Not for Alb Sun. Born with an unfortunate appearance, he was cursed seeing how people really are. One day, when he purchased the new otome game, "A lucky student", truck-san struck! Alb reincarnated as the hated villain, "Izu Von Kasinska", the son of a rich duke, who also happened to be cursed with an ugly appearance. People were nicer but still cruel. Alb, now Izu, sought to survive in this new world and decided to change. "I am NOT dying in this freakin world, to that smug a**hat!" (Also, I would appreciate it if people commented because this is my 1st story that I'm actually putting effort in. Thanks, and thank you for reading this cringe I'm writing...")

Shu Yin was a "simple" boy who is overly mischievous despite his young age and that was why he died..... He died by drowning when he fell in the ocean when he was secretly peeking at some hot dude's eight pack abs.... Now tied to a cheeky System, Shu Yin tries to complete missions to have a chance to peek er... I mean live again but not all is as easy as pie when someone in the story got the wrong script... ????: Wife, why are you avoiding me? Shu Yin: Whose your wife?! Go to the fucking FL hot dude, she is your wife! ????: Wife, don't be like that we even have a marriage certificate. I'm not lying to you. *pulls out proof* Shu Yin: Fuck! Why are we married?! ?????: Why, don't you remember? We registered our marriage when you were drunk and pulled me to the registar office to marry you. *smirks* Shu Yin: What?! Isn't that the FL's scene! ?????: Now wife, why don't we consummate our marriage? *push Shu Yin down the bed* Shu Yin: I think you got the wrong script! *flips ML down the bed* But even so, who says I'm the bottom? *licks lips* ***************** Author's Note: WARNING! The story is a bit too sweet and maybe later on will gain more weight in events, the sugar cane was not too planned but because I love my baby that was why there is too much sugar. But as initial plan, the story will slowly have the gloomy mood and heart wrenching scenes that may saddened/ offend you. But do not worry since this is light fluff of romance, comedy (hope you don't take offense on the jokes since I really don't think too much when I put one), and a bit love struggle romance. Since this is a story after all, it must have the key components of happiness, sadness, wanting to take the knife out scenes, lovelorn scenes, heartbreaking scenes and etc. But this is safe for your heart, not too much torture on the leads heart, just light. 05/20/2023 1 Million Reads