Dejah and her friends are camping, when they suddenly run into a group of boys. Each fancy a certain one, but what happens when tragedy strikes? Will all hope be lost? Will Harry be okay? What's going to happen to the band? READ THIS OR I WILL FIND YOU AND CUT YOUR CHESTICALS OFF. THEN I WILL TAPE THEM TO YOUR NOSTRILS AND TICKLE YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TOENAILS. NEXT I WILL FIND A PIECE OF POOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER BUTT. AND THEN I WILL TERRIFYINGLY CUT THEM OFF AND SEW THEM TO YOUR FACE. THEN I WILL FIND YOUR CHLDREN AND SHOW THEM THIS WHILE A LOUD TAPE OF REBECCA BLACK'S FRIDAY PLAYS ERUPTEDLY IN THE BACKROUD. FINALLY, I WILL HAVE HARRY PEE IN A CUP AND THEN I WILL DROWN YOU IN IT!!! SO READ. Sorry if that was weird, my friend wrote it and she's a little cray cray.... -Dejah