[discontinued] selcouth ; (streɪndʒ ) adj. odd, unusual, or extraordinary in appearance, effect, manner, etc; peculiar. Let's say, hypothetically, you were bored. Now, any person thinking straight would do exactly what you decided to do. You texted a random number. ----- this is 100% crack probably spoiler: it absolutely was not "omg what if you named it the same way marble hornets was named 💀 just take the first two things yiu see /j" - twistednoglastia jan 20 2022, not expecting me to do quite literally that two seconds later CONTENT WARNINGS: Disassociation (Dissociative Amnesia to a severe degree) Trauma Murder Jokes of murder Actual murder Dead siblings Dead parents Severe Depression

"．．Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｅ， ｙａ ｇｉｒｌ．" [ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ / ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] Lights flickering on the two stood staring at each other. Balancing the pizza box in her hands, the girl stared into the black holes of the mask. "So..want some coffee?" 〉In which a gen z college student whose been surrounded by the paranormal all her life somehow makes friends with killers.〈 〉Half crack fic half not. 〈

Days stuck behind the counter of a convenience store out in the middle of nowhere are slow at best, but the handsome serial killers that come from the surrounding forest to grab their last minute groceries almost make it all worth it. At least to a touch starved gay such as M/n.