Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.

It's happening. It's here. DRAPPLE 2 IS HERE! This is the second book in the cheesy (No! Appely!) fanfic series that is Drapple by Strangeamatic!!!! k so if you haven't read book 1 yet, do it or I will stuff an apple in your face while you sleep. Well. The plot. Draco and Apple are happily married, and have many not-disturbing-at-all children. But one sinister villain is on the rise: Pear. The children of Apple and Draco will play a vital role in this incredibly epic tale, as backstories are revealed and people are eaten. But don't worry, you can't compare pears and apples. Oh. Nevermind. You can compare Apple and Pear. Who is stronger? Who will win? WHAT IS APPLE'S DARK SECRET? DUN DUN DUNH DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. AS ALWAYS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, THEY ALL BELONG TO THE OH SO GREAT QUEEN JK ROWLING!!!! All situations are mine though, and nothing at all corresponds with the book 'cause I'm dumb or something idk. Well, anyways, just go read it! i hope you love this as much as you did the first!

"Piper,I need to tell you something really important.........I think I love somebody else"Jason said,looking guilty. "WHAT?!?" Who will win the love of Jason Grace? Will it be the stapler? Or will it be the brick? (Or is it a plate of lasagna? Wut?! XD) Read today to find out! (You can read tomorrow too......) Well,This is a completely random and hilarious crack fic with a lot of pathetic plot twists and silly cat fights......Read at your own risk!! XD

A romantic story about Jason and his secret relationship with the brick that hit him in New Rome All characters and ships rights go to Rick Riordan (even though Brason was technically never canon :P)