the tale of lamp and moth
a heartwrenching tale of a moth and his lämp
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Tim X moby
I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously
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Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
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Peppa Pig X Sherk
SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP
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Elmo x Reader
A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021
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Jesus x Reader
This is the worst goddamn book on wattpad, seriously, read at your own risk!!!! YOu were in love with Jesus, you loved him <3. "Senpai, l hate you." YOu said. "Yes." Jesus smiled and pecked you on the cheek. "My people need me!" He screeched and got swallowed into the satanic star. <3.
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Just Another Love Story
{On Hiatus} Human!Squidward x SpongeBob AU fan fiction. I wrote this story just for fun, and also because I love SpongeBob. That's all there really is to know for now. Hope you enjoy this.
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My True Squid (a spongebob x squidward story)
this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.
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𝒢𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓎(a squidward x spongebob fanfic)
yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers
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Squidward Saucy Night
Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content
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among us smut
THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻
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You're my Sussy - Cursed ship one shots
Don't take this seriously Spicy Yhmmmm yeah Don't copy either
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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Biden x trump ❗️ SMUT ❗️
(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagin...
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SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus
SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?
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Trump x shrek
After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Kermit x reader
hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
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Table x reader
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
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Austin X Pablo
😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...
