The title says it all. Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! Lots of Failproof ways to piss off You-Know-Who, the Golden Trio, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, Albus Dumbledore, Dolorues Umbridge and many more.

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Severus Snape: one of the most despised Hogwarts Teachers; the Head of Slytherin House and The Potions Master. Rude, snarky, and generally cold-hearted, it's not a wonder why people don't like him. At least, that's what everyone says. Except perhaps you. ............................. Hey guys! Harry Potter (the entire series and movies and any other publication of any kind) doesn't belong to me. The picture on the cover doesn't belong to me either. I just write fanfictions. This is my first time going public and writing to an audience. I will attempt to write at a continuous rate, because like you, I like a good story and cannot wait for the next chapter. I will be waiting for a good amount of comments/votes/anything really to continue. And I promise: I will finish this one. Best of luck.

All ships of Harry Potter with fanart. ( Will include gay and lesbian ships). Also the art is not mine and there will be 3-5 pieces of art and I will do at least one ship every day. This is if you need fan art. I personally don't ship some but you do you. If you have a request then dm me. There are no fan art for the following ships: Neville x Ron Nevile x Harry Snape x Lucius x Harry

A totally original idea that I so didn't get from like a million other people.

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'After his recent break-up friendship with Lily Evans, a fifth year Severus Snape is horrified to learn that there will be an unexpected dance. He's clearly sorrowful, but no one seems to notice, no one apart from a sixth year Lucius Malfoy.' ((Cover NOT mine, I found it on google.)) Ships included; Platonic Starbucks, Snucius, Jily, Wolfstar Tw; probably cussing, probably blood, a n g s t. Discounted.

The title is quite straightforward...this book is about my imagining of how Harry Potter characters would react to some of the most popular ships in our crazy fandom. This is my first story so I apologize if it's kind of cheesy. Also, I do not own any of these characters, nor the cover art. Anyway, enjoy!

You were in your potions class mixing a potion next to Neville, who was in detention. You often went to your potion class to work than anything else, your teacher didn't mind because you were quiet. Everything was fine till Neville's cauldron started to to start shaking. You knew what was going to happen, but before you could start to run... the cauldron blew up and you feel unconscious.

A new teacher comes to Hogwarts, (y/n). you where best friends with the cute kinda emo Snape but you lost contact with him after leaving school. Coming back you meet Snape again. What will happen? It follows the years which Harry Potter is in school so it's abit long... It now also includes added bonus scenes at the end, inspired from one tik tok account which is linked in he chapter it starts.