A girl looking to rip Jason's balls off. A guy who is definitely not Jason. - HARRY THOMPSON'S VOICEMAIL, 6:02AM "Hey, Jason. This is Lilah. I was just calling about that time you thought it was a good idea to cheat on Beck. You remember that, Jason? Well, I was just calling to advise that you clear your schedule for tonight. I think it's important that you spend some quality time with your balls tonight, because I will be ripping them off tomorrow. That's all. Have a nice afternoon. Call me back to discuss aforementioned de-balling." - DELILAH REYNOLDS' VOICEMAIL, 2:45PM "Hi, Lilah. My name is Harry fond-of-his-balls Thompson. Despite how much I like them, I don't really want to base my evening around saying my farewells, so would love it if you could call me back to confirm I will remain the owner of these fellas tomorrow. Please get back to me with this information ASAP, thank you."

Let's say friends night, Enter boredom, Enter mischievous friends And a evil plan. What can go wrong when your friends know who your crush is? Well everything! Texting your crush about a dead body is definitely a good conversation starter... Follow the late night text message and calls, her love for gifs, his love for drunken texts and their love for well everything (including each other)

Sometimes wrong number leads us to create a very cute relationship with someone, who is either a ruthless bad boy of highschool, or a nerd at the front seat. But can the same happen, when the person hacks your account, and has every information about you? Well, we will see about that once we find out who the hacker is, and what will Isabella do about it. Was his intention only to hack her account or.... hack her heart? Highest #1 in hack as of August 2022 Highest #4 in Coronavirus as of September 2022

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!! Me: ...you want me to...blackmail you??

Stacy Travie is a seventeen-year-old senior in high school. She's not the prettiest nor the skinniest girl. She's never caught the attention of a single guy in her life. But, that all changes when she accidentally texts the wrong number. Nick Cam is an eighteen-year-old senior in high school. He knows he's cute and constantly has girls competing for his attention. But he's never liked someone for real. That all changes when a random person texts him. Stacy and Nick meet over text and keep it that way for a while until texting turns into calling and soon to the desire to meet. Not realizing that they in fact have known each other all their lives and actually, have encountered one another in unfriendly matters, the two are afraid the other will be ashamed when they meet one another. Stacy isn't as pretty as her personality over text, and Nick's reputation isn't as pretty as it is over text.

❝will you be my valentine?❞ in which text messages are exchanged between a girl who hates valentine's day because of her name, and a guy who will do anything to get her to be his valentine. [lowercase intended]

Highest ranking- #5 in SS. Third in teen dialogue series. ••••••••• "He-" "Oh my god, Jason! How much stupider can you get? I already told you to fuck off! Is it that hard to understand?!" "Oh, erm, well, I am not Jason and stupider is definitely not the word." ~ Charlotte Quinn, the girl who found her boyfriend of two years cheating on her with her enemy Betty Jackson and that too, on her eighteenth birthday. Now, she was legal, independent and heartbroken. Read inside to find out what will happen when she meets Connor Rodriguez, through a phone call, at midnight. *Cover made by me. If you want one, PM me.*

Ninth in teen dialogue series ~ "Hello?" "S-Sarah, I m-missss you!" "Erm, Mister, Are you drunk?" "Yes, drunk on you babygirl." •••••••• It was just your next drunken mistake, but who knew that a drunk mistake on a mystery number can lead to so many known emotions? ~ Highest ranking- #19 in SS ~ *Cover made by me. If you want one, check out my other book.*