the title says it all so just read me i know you'll like no ♥ me We've got ratchet jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that will make you choke, sexy jokes orblonde jokes? My nigger we've got them all!!

♪ Oh the places you'll go ♪ Imagine being in the tardis flying it with the doctor, Imagine going through the endless universe in a blue box, Imagine just not being on earth, Imagine the worlds you would see, Or maybe...The romance? Action if that's what you would prefer. Imagine reading a story like this, and actually enjoying it. *wink wink* As wonderful as those first 4 things sound you sadly can't do it. (trust me I've tried) you can always do the last one, and see how it would be like to do those 3 things? Just give it a try you may actually feel like you're there with the doctor, or whoever you'd like! [REQUESTS CLOSED] Basically doctor who imagines. I can do any character....I hope.... And I don't do smut sorry. I don't own doctor who and its characters (sadly) credit to bbc. DON'T STEAL MY STUFF PEOPLEZ

Quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.

Just another book full of imagines and preferences... I got •Scott •Stiles •Derek •Liam •Isaac •Aiden •Jordan •Brett •Peter If you have requests simply leave it in the comments or send it to me. You will need the following: -Guy or guys (for preferences requests as well.) -Clean or Smut -Storyline

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Clara’s summer plans of getting her driver’s license and lounging by the pool are instantly shattered when her mother and father are offered the opportunity to study a rare butterfly in the Amazon Rainforest. When Clara and her younger brother Liam are unceremoniously dropped off at their grandparent’s technology-free farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, things quickly go from bad to worse. In addition to coming down with a terrible case of the flu, Clara begins to hear strange unexplained sounds at night, she is locked into her bedroom every night, and her brother is given strict rules about where he can explore on his grandparent’s expansive property. Clara’s concern turns to pure terror when she and Liam find their grandfather reading the morning paper at the dining room table, covered in blood with a long kitchen knife in one hand. Petrified, Clara and Liam burst past their grandfather and race into the forbidden woods surrounding the farmhouse. Are things as they appear? Is their grandfather a murderer? Will Clara and Liam find their way to safety?

Every family has its secrets. Unfortunately for Harlequin Jones, everyone knew her family's nasty little secret. For eight years, Harlequin and her mother had tried to forget the truth and bury the horrors of their past, but when Harlequin's grandmother begs for her to come and stay, the truth refuses to stay dead. Returning to the home of her grandparents brings back many happy childhood memories for the thirteen-year old Harlequin; memories of home-made apple pie, playing pretend-horses in the yard and fishing down at Bitter Creek. But the visit brings back something else, something Harlequin thought had ended eight years before and she is about to learn that her family's nasty little secret is far worse than she could ever have imagined. Blood is thicker than water and family is everything. There's no place like home.......

Have you ever felt that connection with someone after for one night and get all tingly inside? Naomi thought that it would never happen. See, she never believed in love. But will she?