Comebacks, jokes, insults
the title says it all so just read me i know you'll like no ♥ me We've got ratchet jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that will make you choke, sexy jokes orblonde jokes? My nigger we've got them all!!
the title says it all so just read me i know you'll like no ♥ me We've got ratchet jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that will make you choke, sexy jokes orblonde jokes? My nigger we've got them all!!
♪ Oh the places you'll go ♪ Imagine being in the tardis flying it with the doctor, Imagine going through the endless universe in a blue box, Imagine just not being on earth, Imagine the worlds you would see, Or maybe...The romance? Action if that's what you would prefer. Imagine reading a story like this, and actuall...
Quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.
"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.
Just another book full of imagines and preferences... I got •Scott •Stiles •Derek •Liam •Isaac •Aiden •Jordan •Brett •Peter If you have requests simply leave it in the comments or send it to me. You will need the following: -Guy or guys (for preferences requests as well.) -Clean or Smut -Storyline
Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.
Clara’s summer plans of getting her driver’s license and lounging by the pool are instantly shattered when her mother and father are offered the opportunity to study a rare butterfly in the Amazon Rainforest. When Clara and her younger brother Liam are unceremoniously dropped off at their grandparent’s technology-fre...
Every family has its secrets. Unfortunately for Harlequin Jones, everyone knew her family's nasty little secret. For eight years, Harlequin and her mother had tried to forget the truth and bury the horrors of their past, but when Harlequin's grandmother begs for her to come and stay, the truth refuses to stay dead. ...
Have you ever felt that connection with someone after for one night and get all tingly inside? Naomi thought that it would never happen. See, she never believed in love. But will she?
Evelyn's long time boyfriend breaks up with her, and her brother's best friend's name is Zac Efron. He was the first one to find her in her abyss of loneliness. He's had a crush on her for little over a year and after that sad night, Evelyn develops feelings for him. Will they discover their love for each other? Or wi...
This is a fan fiction about Zac Efron and a girl named Aurora (my character). This takes place before the first High School Musical comes out, in the year 2006. It's my first fan fiction ever, so please enjoy!
My name is Margo Sterling and this is where it all started.
Jenna Thompson fell for Zac Efron. Image working for him, but Falling in love with him is a whole different story. She goes through so many ups and downs just because he plays with her heart and makes her fall in love. Jenna and Zac had no idea of what they were in for when Jenna became Zac's personal assistant.
Here are some imagines of Zac Efron and you, they have nothing to do with one another so it's just to chose which one you want to read. I'll try to update everyday but it can be hard 'cause I've a lot of homeworks to do. I hope you enjoy the stories and I'm from Sweden btw so forgive me if there's mistakes here and th...
You're not going to ever know right from wrong, until it's too late, when the mistake has already shown through what you believed was a perfectly strong exterior. You'll be thinking "How could this happen? I didn't even do anything!" That's where you must've gotten confused, because a mistake is an action that is wron...
Write the future with Margaret Atwood If you could write a story for a time capsule, one that wouldn’t be opened until the year 2114, what would you say? To celebrate the creation of Katie Paterson's artwork Future Library, we’re hosting the “Dear 2114” Future Library writing contest with Margaret Atwood. The Writ...
Scarlett Reese is a young adult trying to figure her life out. With social anxieties and a traumatizing high school past, she is determine to start fresh. Just when she thought she could live a simple and quiet life, one fateful accident changes all her plans. Alex Turner/Arctic Monkey FanFic May not be suitable for...
A fanfic about Alex trying to get to know a young woman who's not making it too easy for him, but even after they first met he knows she's no post mixed lemonade, and worth every second that he tries to make her his' . Prepare for a woman who's bewitching him with a lot of wit and wisdom and is not afraid to tell what...
Benny Chambers wants nothing to do with any of her fellow students at the University of Virginia; after all, she's only planning on being there for another two years before it's off to London to be a pediatrician. Skulking around campus with her earbuds in pretty much sums up her college experience so far, and that's...
For all of her twelve years at the Maderna School, Dylan Horst has never once had a boyfriend. Her friends couldn't believe it; her mom couldn't believe it; and in some ways, Dylan couldn't either. She had been a fast developer when she was younger, but her large boobs, curvy figure, and old soul had done nothing to a...
- he has what you want, but I'm what you need - {alternate universe; age difference; some mature content} -my first piece of fanfiction so please bear with the first couple of chapters, they're not my best.
Cara hasn't seen her high school sweetheart Alex since he left with his band, the Arctic Monkeys, for five years until he is home visiting for a month. Cara is Delighted until Alex surprises her.
Dylan and Aria are now on opposite sides of the world. She is trying to finish out her senior year strong, while he is trying to balance his government job and his regular job. But what will happen after graduation?
Emma is a high school senior still heartbroken over her ex-boyfriend Jackson left her. But that all changes when Dylan O'brien transfers to her school. Will they end up as the perfect couple? Or will they spare themselves the drama and stay friends?
Jane's world is black and white. She's hasn't had many indecisive moments in her stellar life. However, after being dragged to a small pub to see a not so small band, she's left slightly confused. The lead singer of the group is anything but her type. Slightly shy, eccentric in an irresistible way are ways to describe...
Eliza's a typical 21-yearold with a particular sense in style, loving vintage, boho and 50's chic. She's also a full time make up artist who just got a job in Sheffield and had to move from London, her hometown. Sometimes she's a proper bad girl and she's got a 'dirty mouth'. Little does she know that a certain pair...