So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream. Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following: 1, point a water gun at him. 2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten ornaments from your stepfather's ex-wife. 3, go to a playground and bury said ugly tree. 4, begin to like the tree burying, Santa hat wearing intruder. So, if you ever find yourself in Evangeline's spot, just call the police.

donald trump keeps kiking you - short chapters

[inspired by the song of the same title from 'the weeknd'] "can you really take dick or nah?" "tf? i don't even know you." - |p.s.- lots of cursing bc i tend to curse a shitton|

EXCERPT : I didn't say anything. I was too hurt, too shattered. "D.O, I know it's been hard for you but you need to put some efforts into this-", "I tried everything but she's not here so what's the point", I interuppted Sehun mid-sentence. I wiped my hot tears with the back of my hands, looking up to Chanyeol and Sehun and for a second I wondered how pathetic I was being. Then Chanyeol spoke up. The words he said made me realize there's still hope.

How would you feel if you were always teased for never being kissed before? Well that's how Kim Jae Hwa feels. When she was 15 years old, everyone around her had their first kiss except her. This bothered her so much. To add to that, she had no friends to express her feelings to. She never felt love. She never wanted to date. That is until one special guy whom she thought was the biggest sweetheart ever gave her first kiss away. The guy whom she thought was kind was the biggest jerk she could ever think of. She regretted the kiss and there was nothing she could do about that. 6 years passed in a flash and the 21 year old Jae Hwa looked nothing like the 15 year old version. It had taken everyone, including her brother Kim Jong Dae, to surprise. When she applied for the same university as her brother, she had no idea what was up for her. The EXO-K and EXO-M drama that had been going on for 2 years started to become worst as she enters the university because of some particular reason. Her being Jong Dae of EXO-M's little sister was a bad thing to begin with. She begins to get into trouble and get involved in the drama with no intentions at all. Maybe it was even with the help of the beautiful angels around her that she was still staying strong. What if she finally learnt to accept a guy? What if her dark past came back? Will she ever find her true happiness? Will her love life ever be perfect like what she had always imagined it to be? Will love ever find her? Find out in the romantic-comedy novel, My First Kiss.

• c o m p l e t e d • All it took to change Kang Ji Eun's sad, pathetic life was a drunk Valentine's night with Byun Baekhyun.

Past that door will he the boys who will be deciding my future. My future? I have it all planned out. It's like this one big battle plan against life, and I'll do anything to be successful. But maybe doing anything wasn't the answer. Because of one choice my whole future plan changes. Because of one choice fate decides to lead me a whole new road. Well fate really doesn't matter anymore. All that matters is EXO.

Are you a Potato? If you are, do you dare read this horrifying story? I wouldn't if I were you...

It was just one mishap of a phone call that changed Kim Eun Mi's life forever. It was all because Byun Baekhyun dialed the wrong number. ***WARNING*** THIS STORY CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE. IF YOU AREN'T COMFORTABLE WITH THAT THEN DON'T READ IT. THIS IS ALSO MY VERY FIRST EXO STORY SO PLEASE GO EASY ON ME. I AM ALSO TRYING A NEW FORM OF WRITING SO GO EASY ON ME WITH THAT TOO. PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE MY STORY. I WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS. IF I FIND OUT YOU DID PLAGIARIZE I WILL REPORT YOU AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A FINE AND DO TIME IN JAIL. PLAGIARIZING IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE. IF ANYONE SEES MY STORY BEING PLAGIARIZED PLEASE DONT BE SCARED TO TELL ME. CREDITS TO THE COVER GO TO ME. ©BaekBubblez

This year the producers of Let's Sail, a famous Korean reality TV Show, have decided to be unconventional with the show and have surprises in store for viewers and individuals making appearances on the show. (A PLAY)