About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.