Zak, lead investigator of Ghost Adventures, has had his fair share of women over time. From models, singers and even an ex playboy bunny. With fast cars, a museum of oddities and haunted possessions, a big house, a TV career and money, the ladies man has failed to find the one thing he is missing, his soul mate. Proclaiming to be a bachelor for life, he sets himself a rule, never to fall in love. But, as ever increasing pressure from his mother who's dying to see her son settle down becomes too much, Zak has a plan. One that's sure to end all comments on his marital status. But will one agreement stay professional or will Zak just happen to break a rule of a life time? When his Dracula meets his Mina... {Extract} "Excuse me?" I questioned not believing the words that left his lips. Had I suffered some concussion? Maybe he was having a stroke? "It would be strictly professional. A contract would be made and a disclosure form would also need to be signed." He explained pushing his chin forward as he pulled at his shirt collar. Where's Ashton Kutcher? I was being punk'd, I have to be being punk'd right now! I frowned "I'm not sure I am following this.. You want what me to do what?" "To be.." He paused visibly irritated at having to repeat himself. It was almost as if he was embarrassed of having to ask anything from someone like me. "To be my girlfriend." It was then, that I burst out laughing, causing his serious face to turn into a deadly glare... Disclaimer: I don't own or have any connection to The Ghost Adventures crew, Zak Bagans or the Travel Channel. Including it's crew or any known or unknown associates. My portral of any cast or crew are strictly fictional and for the basis of the story lines. No copyright infringement, harm, intended & finally! I do not own any pictures present throughout.

Eli was desperately in love with his high school crush, Sarah, he planned to tell her until a zombie apocalypse ruins his plans. Eli can't give up on love, though, and plans to set out to find his dream girl, despite his friend's pleas of protest. Will Eli find Sarah on time? Or will he be too late? A short story influenced by the song "Rather be a zombie" by The Dollyrots