Blast to the Past
crowned_chaos
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- Parts 6
"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune.
"KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!"
Shikamaru facepalmed.
"Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!"
Naruto shook his head in denial.
"N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!"
"Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled.
"They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him.
Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat.
"WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!"
"-6 tails, 5 tails-!"
"Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!"
"Oh. Right."
"-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!"
A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...!
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-!
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.