Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

"Now you listen to me." Spider-Man spoke. "Oh I can do more than that." Replied Deadpool. "I'm absolutely sick of you." "Comprehensible." "You're the embodiment of everything I despise." "Ouch." "And you're coming with me." Wade stared at the narrowed and empty white lenses in silence for a couple moments, he was definitely glaring at him. "...are you asking me out?" • Soulmate AU • DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters mentioned here, all rights go to Marvel. And NO. This isn't MCU Spider-Man. WARNING: Contains explicit language.

It's a fluffy SpicyNoodleshipping fic! Yes, it's Red Son x MK. I'll be posting it to AO3 so more people can enjoy it soon! Cover made by colesmonkies on instagram at. https://instagram.com/colesmonkies_?igshid=4be7tw2191je