[NOVEL COMING SOON!] Dot is a young boy with a very unique outlook on the world. Note: some people will find this hard to read, but please stick with it because it pays off in the end. [#1 Science Fiction - 10/01/12].
Most people think rubber ducks are cute little bath time toys.. Boy, are they wrong. What if they plot your death whenever you were in the tub with one? No one would think a rubber duck did it would they? No. No, they wouldn't.
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Looking back, I feel I should have known. But how could I? She was my daughter, my beautiful little girl... and I was blind. This is the true story of the girl known as fairest of them all. (Cover image from this amazing fanart: http://kirei-rc.deviantart.com/art/BLIND-186372915 )