"Make me like you. Maybe then he'll notice me." In which Luke is a punk and Calum has someone to impress.

"I love my life. Okay, that's a lie. At age thirty-six, I'm not settled down with my wife or making a good living.." peterick au ft. trohley, brallon, rikey, & frerard

collaboration {kəlabəˈreɪʃn/}; the action of working with someone to produce something (for example: videos or songs) - in which calum has a youtube channel called 'collabcal' and michael's weekly highlight is to watch his videos [side lashton] first place in the 2014 holiday bromance awards, malum category! © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

›› suddenly, i fell in love ‹‹ [side lashton] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

in which Liam is tired of us of being sexually frustrated, so he calls a sex operator to stroke his big ego. Cover by ConWeCallLove

"next!" "right, can I have the large combo of fries please?" "side with my cum in it? "what?" "uh, l o l, what?" 》》》》 or where louis is a worker and sneaks in little notes into another guy's order who comes in everyday. {spin off to wal-mart candy} all rights reserved, cover done by larrywho {yo}

joshler otp/brotp oneshots based off of their album blurryface > ((i do NOT ship joshler in real life other than a bromance, i love jenna and tyler together, i just like reading/writing joshler ; i like the thought of joshler)) > •lowercase intended•