DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!

This is based off the funniest website and app ever: Damn you Auto Correction Hilarious auto corrections and people's reactions. WARNING! Rated MA15+ for Australia and probably Mature for ESERB for: Strong coarse language Strong sexual references Jokes that will make you laugh to death Read at your own risk

Morris

Morris is a dragon. Or is he a demon? Oh well, Morris is a dragon-demon-thing. Not the nicest dragon-demon-thing, either. He's a murderous creature with fangs, claws and horns. Morris hates a guy called Borris. Borris owns a business, and this business' latest quest it to find and kill Morris. Will Borris locate Morr...

The Turtle (my 50 word short story)

This is my short 50 word story.