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AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT LOVE by magpiequeen444
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Levi Ackerman lives a relatively quiet life. He runs his own accounting firm, working hard for other people's money by day. But, come Friday night, the suit comes off, and in a downtown dive bar, he plays guitar for a rock cover band. All the strict manacles of adult life fall to the beer splattered floor, where he reigns as one of the greatest guitarists in the deep south. Life is very simple and measured out. Until some new guy moves in next door: lively, loud, and a bit of a slut, considering Levi gets little sleep listening to the kid fucking all night long. Turns out, Levi's already met the kid. In the alleyway behind the bar. On his knees. And this green-eyed boy, Eren Yeager, will do just about anything he can to get Levi into his bed. Levi could resist. But does he want to? After all, what's a fuck or two? We ain't talkin' 'bout love here. This story is dedicated to Eddie Van Halen. ***Confessions and Disclaimers: The great Hajime Isayama owns EVERYTHING in this story except the story and plot. NONE of the images or songs belong to me. I give full credit to the amazing artists that created them.
CEO (MxB) by littlegrim84
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"It sounds like you're my sugar daddy and I'm the sugar baby when you phrase it that way." "Whatever you want to call it." "Fine." Cody was accepted to one of the highest rank international company by the name Crowdest as an intern after he studied so hard to fulfill the grade requirement. Little did he know, his life did not curved the way he wanted throughout his internship there especially with the help of a certain boss or CEO, Derek Collen who known for his demanding and strict attitude towards his employees. Cody promised to himself not to mess with the elites but life is not a life if it doesn't makes you miserable as he somehow established a love-hate relationship with his boss which in the end bound them to an agreement that made him regretted his decision. Will he survive until the end of his internship? DISCLAIMER : Slow(est) burn, makes you wanna drop the story (T-T)
Black Thorns - Book 1 by pinkangel_101
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Black Thorns Book 1 of Thorned Rose ... Meet Drake. His life is filled with darkness, pain and suffering. He hates anything light, cheerful and all humans. So why does he find himself unable to keep away from a new stranger in Havenbrook. Every night he finds himself entering the town to learn more about this captivating new male. What happens when this human finds himself in trouble. Will Drake risk his own life to save him? Meet Erin. New to Havenbrook he is completely alone. He moved to this town to inherit his families house, after their untimely mysterious deaths. Can he solve what really happened to his parents? And how come every morning when he wakes up, he finds a single black rose on his pillow beside him? ... On the outskirts of Havenbrook, a small relatively peaceful town. If you're brave enough and chance the risk of wandering deep into the forest, you will come across a house at the base of the mountain. This is no ordinary house though. No, It is a Safe Haven for a coven of male Vampires. These beautifully dark, dangerous creatures all come from Pure Blooded generations, and contain their own form of special powers. With Hunters out to destroy them, they must watch their every move. When love gets thrown into their lives, will they find happiness with their long sought after mate? Or will falling in love lead to their own destruction? Follow along with Drake, Logan, Hayden, Blayze and Xavier. The last five remaining survivors of the Thorned Rose Coven. *Every Rose Has A Thorn* ... An original story written by myself. Oc's & plot belong fully to me. I take no credit for any photos used.
Feel by Prissy_Peaches
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"I just wanna feel something"
His Little Lamb || bxb by flawed-pariah
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【INCLUDES MATURE SCENES, READ AT OWN RISK】 Sex worker and escort, Milan O'Dair, knows all about rich people. He knows they're arrogant and extravagant and the men stink of cigars, while the women adorn themselves in the rarest of diamonds. They laugh at the poor, mock the needy and love to use him like a toy; fun for the time being but then easily forgotten. But that was the job, and at the end of the day rich people liked to flaunt their wealth to anyone who would pay attention, so they paid a lot for his services meaning the money was good and exactly what he needed. No one said it was easy to get by in the world, so if it took a bit of pain and tears then Milan was just going to have to tough it out. Besides, soon enough he would become a world famous painter, he was sure of it, he just needed to keep creating. And when living in a city like London and being very much estranged from his family, while also needing to afford expensive paints and canvases, so he didn't lose the only thing in his life that gave him any passion or meaning, money was a necessity and it helped to have it in excess. Then one day, Milan meets a mysterious man, at a gala dinner, who tips his world upside down. A God among mere mortals, who exudes such beauty that neither man, nor woman, nor other can resist his charms, a specimen like none other. No one knows anything about him, but that he is rich beyond belief and that you must never cross him. He is power, he is strength, and he is wealth. He is Valencio Osiris. ~~~~~~~~~ 'He looked like a lamb caught amongst wolves, but there was a fire in my little lamb's eyes, like he wouldn't allow himself to get eaten and I decided I just had to see if I could get a small bite.' ~~~~~~~~~ T R I G G E R W A R N I N G S: - mentions of sexual assault and trauma ~~~~~~~~
Honey (BxB)  by _m00ncake_
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"Hmm... You taste sweet.....like honey." Cover designed by: @querencia_Star
Red Wine &  Nicotine (BoyxBoy) by MulletFreak
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'Slowly, he lets the smoke in his mouth accumulate into Cara's, his red wine and nicotine breath tainting the smaller boys, who lets out a gentle moan at the gesture, his arms hovering at Parker's hips.' The song slowly nears the end and Parker lets himself lean forward to the slow speed of the song before gently pressing his lips against Cara's forehead. The beats of the song slow into an end but the beats of his heart continue to hammer against his chest. Just between the duration of the song, Cara Levi had made his way into Parker Lei's heart and he hadn't even noticed it. Edgy and intimidating Parker and Center of Attention Cara had never been just friends, however they hadn't noticed it up until now. Through unusually long eye contact to drunken fantasies, they go from best friends with benefits to wholesome lovers with an envious relationship. However, as homophobic parents and flawless reputations find their way into their perpetual romance, will the two models in the making be able to remain together, or will their love come to a heart-wrecking end?
{Kiribaku} Smile by Neksune
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Kirishima hides everything with his smile the smile that captivates the smile that no one would dare to question. Only someone who loves you unconditionally can see through the mask of the smile But who loves Kirishima? Warning I don't own any of the characters or pictures in this fanfiction I only own the idea and story boarding.