ᴸⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ° ᶠʳᵃⁿᵏ ᴵᵉʳᵒ ˣ ᴸⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ (DISCONTINUED)

"But daddy, how could we be soulmates? You like leather jackets and tattoos and I like pink sweaters and teddy bears!" (NO SMUT)