Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

AVATAR: THE WAY OF RIZZ This is a fan-fiction of characters in the movie. If you want to see the characters, please watch the movie in the cinema, help out James Cameron. He's the best guy, all rights to him. The best movie of all time. I love them so much. Aonung is so fine and his hair bun looks cute. Neteyam is actually so damn pretty. Anyway, this is just a cute story between the two. There is definitely a possibility of them being a couple. Since they don't have much screen time, they possibly have a lot of interactions. You know they have if you watched the movie! Their relationship slowly became stronger but how strong is it? I know both were hanging out secretly! Thank you for reading! :> [Disclaimer, Please Read ❗️]: The two can just also be really great friends but there is a huge possibility that they're more than that! I'm not saying they should be together. I'm saying that they 'COULD' be together.

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