Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

Max and Phoebe fall in love. They get tougher and she changed Max for the better. He becomes good again. They then find out that they are not really brother and sister. So they can be together.

In this sequel to Sam & Cat & the Haunted Thundermans, Sam, Cat, Taylor, and Phoebe have finally won the Countrywide State Essay Contest and now they are finally in Mexico with their friends and family! But, while it's all fun and games for the characters on these three shows, somewhere on a so-called deserted island, there is a married couple of super villains, The Dark Twister and the Dark Hurricane, who have the powers to control tornadoes and hurricanes, are power-hungry. Hungry for Max and Phoebe's superpowers, that is. What will happen to Max and Phoebe? Will Max finally get to pursuit his dreams of being a super villain? Will everybody's Mexican vacation get ruined? Will The Dark Twister and The Dark Hurricane get their wish? But more importantly, what happens when The Dark Twister and The Dark Hurricane discover Carly Shay and Nevel Papperman? Will they try to make evil plans for them too? Will Nevel join The Dark Twister and The Dark Hurricane? Read this SUPER exciting book to find out!

Tawa kayo sabay utot para mawala stress niyo! WARNING:not suitable for readers who do not have a sense of humor! [Compilation of tagalog jokes that I've found on the internet, All credits belong to its respective owners]

♥ Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable. – Henry Ward Beecher

In Part II to Book V, everybody is out of jail and no longer possessed. However, the super villain gang decides to create a time machine, so they can go back in time and destroy everybody's friendships. But little did they know that they would get a little more than they bargained for. What will happen to the main characters when the past gets messed up? More importantly, what happens when everybody's memories are now messed up and Phoebe, Carly, Cat, Miles, Henry, Freddie, Tori, and Alex are the only ones who remember what really happened to them? Will they ever convince everybody about what is happening? Will everybody get back the memories that rightfully belong to them? Also, what happens when they bump into the characters from The Suite Life Series and Drake & Josh? In the last book of the Sam & Cat & the Haunted Thundermans, join these main characters on their journey into the past, as they try to make things right and realize what the true power of friendship can really do!

The X2 Crew had invited the Winx Club to join them in their vacation to Hawaii, since Nicole hasn't gone anywhere abroad yet. They agree, going at that place using the Winx's airplane. Coincidentally, that's also the same place where the Thundermans are staying at. The three groups bump into each other once and after a while, become friends. But what happens when their worst enemies come and ruin the fun?

The girls of Kappa House are dying for new pledges... Kappa House, the most sought-after sorority house for pledges, is ruled with an iron fist (in a pink glove) by Chanel Oberlin. But when anti-kappa Dean Cathy Munsch decrees that sorority pledging must be open to all students, and not just the school's silver-spooned elite, all hell is about to break loose, as a devil-clad killer begins wrecking havoc across the campus.

Characters: • Pheobe- main • Wade- main • Amber- Pheobe's bff • Ross- Wade's bestfriend Kira Kosarin & Jack Griffo Fan fic •Story of friendship, love and betrayal Who will Wade/Jack choose? Pheobe/Kira or his best friend Ross ?????

Scream Queens Wallace University is rocked by a string of murders. Kappa House, the most sought-after sorority for pledges, is ruled with an iron fist (in a pink glove) by its Queen Bitch, Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts). But when anti-Kappa Dean Cathy Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis) decrees that sorority pledging must be open to all students, and not just the school's silver-spooned elite, all hell is about to break loose, as a devil-clad killer begins wreaking havoc, claiming one victim, one episode at a time. Part black comedy, part slasher flick, SCREAM QUEENS is a modern take on the classic whodunit, in which every character has a motive for murder... Or could easily be the next blood-soaked casualty. ps. this is my version somewhat based off of what I saw and researched the show comes out next fall on fox so... enjoy