[This is under-construction! Ieedit ko dahil ang daming mali. Pero kung gusto niyo pa ring basahin, gora lang! Kapag may (✔) na yung chapter, ibig sabihin tapos ko na iedit.] Kalokohan. Kabekihan. Ka-alienan. Kabangasan. Ito ay para sa mga pinagsamang timang at mongoloid jan. Ihanda mo lang ang sarili mo sa nakakaiyak na katatawanan at nakakakilabot na kalandian sa kwento ng Idol na si Eli at Auntie daw niyang si Sam.

harry named the conversation "louis is an arse". Today 12:17am

[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY] Okay, so Dr. Octavius is a kooky but lovable mad scientist. You'd really like him if you ever met him. But one day he disappears through a secret door into another world. His niece Sarah and his lab assistant Zeke set out to find him and end up in Quartzwater City, a bizarre land filled with talking animals, mythical creatures, bloodsucking plants, and the strongest alcoholic beverages ever concocted. They enlist the aid of local private eye Maximillian J. Toad, who might be incompetent at his job and also might possibly have a serious drinking problem. Oh yeah, some freaky dude with razor-sharp teeth who hates outsiders is after them as well. This outrageous fantasy comedy adventure features chills, thrills, and, of course, forbidden monkey love.

Every girl has a tiara, her own shining moment, and a beautiful ever after... no matter what. The Kingdom of Triavia is in search for a princess, but being a princess is the last thing on her mind. While everyone else is searching for magical love, Georgiette is busy running an errand to survive. She knows nothing about being a lady, and she's the last person suitable for the position. But when desperate need and fate are calling you, it's hard to shake your head no and walk away. All she needs is a job, and the only option left is a chance to try out the kingdom's tiara.