What happens when u leave ur child out on these streets. They will get /adopted. Smh learn to parent. [CRACK FIC]

Chives moves into her new flat, in tea and crumpet land of course, hoping to find a better life. Little does she know, that a drug lord living next door to her would be the one to give her that better life. And that sexy drug lord is none other than Dan Smith. This book consists of the drug adventures embarked on by your one and only squad goals: Dan Smith the shitty drug lord, Chives Onion N Cheese, Will fucking Farquarson my man, Kyle simmons that one dude with the beard thats cute af, Woody aka the best drummer, and Charlie barneS that bloody smol af bean. (with special guest appearances by some gr8 ppl!!) follow our official twitter account @theoreganosaga for more updates !!! xx