Oneshots from the A Lesson in Practicality AU! Come along and learn about the stories the ALiP crew has gone through outside of the story! Spoilers for A Lesson in Practicality and Probable Theorem.

Virgil Grey was given an assignment from is Sociology teacher Mx.Jones. It was their version of a penpal but with a phone instead. After being late to chose a number Virgil was given a number from the teacher's own contacts. Will Virgil succeed in his assignment and pass the class or will he give up? #2 - humanau 9/2/19 #1~ Prinxiety 10/16/19 (cover by @RomanThePrince )

Mutant. Monster. Abomination. That's all Virgil ever knew himself as. A disappointment who always got left behind, and forgotten. He's captured and sent away to a remote location, where he meets other people like him. Patton, a man who likes baking but can shapeshift into a fluffy white cat at will. Logan, who has heightened intelligence, can read people's minds, and basically has the powers of a psychic. Roman, a guy who can control fire, and his twin, Remus, who can produce acid at will. And finally Janus, a hybrid snake-human who is an expert at lying and manipulation. Could these people finally be the strength he needs to fight his horrible fate? Or will they be the thing that makes him feel the most alone? Warnings: vulgar language, blood, abuse, mentions of multiple mental disorders, trauma, will add more as story continues Highest Rankings: #6 in virgilsanders #1 in sanders #13 in sanderssides #5 in logansanders Updates every three days.

All good superhero stories have their heroes and villans. This story is no different. First off, our heroes. Roman Noble, Patton Dire, and Logan Samuel. And then our villain, of course, who could forget? Virgil Holmes. But when a fight between our heroes and our villain goes wrong, and something happens to Virgil, how will it all play out? By the way, this will be a LAMP/PolySanders fic. WARNINGS: Fight scenes, mentions of violence and crime, bruising and blood

[COMPLETED] "Logan, please don't do this. I'm so sorry, I truly am," Patton whispered. "I - I love you, please let that be enough." "I wish it was," Logan whispered back, taking a deep breath. "Turn around." "No!" Virgil protested, gripping the door handle tightly enough to make his knuckles turn white in desperation. "Virgil..." Virgil was trembling now, but he made sure to keep eye-contact with Logan. "No! I won't let you do this!" "Please..." "I won't!" "Please turn around, I have heart enough to not want you to watch." __________ Soulmate AU where your soulmates name appears on your wrist at twilight on your 25th birthday Start: 01-24-19 Final: 05-06-19

~Prinxiety soulmate AU~ When you turn 5 you are given a ring that displays your soulmate's emotions through colors. This was supposed to be angst, but it's all fluff except for a panic attack and one argument (not really an argument? Just Virgil becoming very stressed and Roman's upset about it-) •Characters are not mine •Cover art is not mine; belongs to @averaillisa •I did not come up with the soulmate ring idea •I only own this particular storyline Author hates their own work check ✨

Virgil's life has changed drastically since last October. In the span of eight months, he gained a group of friends, a boyfriend, and an actual place in the world---plus, spy-superhero education. Now, he and his friends are ready to start junior year... but the events of the past spring still linger in their minds, and there are signs that this year won't be as peaceful as the last. And when the Divinity Circle begins to start on the offensive, things go from complicated to bad. Welcome back to the Academy of S.I.D.E. It's gonna be a rough year, so buckle up and hold on tight.

Virgil's always stayed in the shadows... literally. He was born with the ability to control them. He's mostly used it to make shadow creations when he's bored, or talk with his own shadow---who's pretty much his only friend. He doesn't know where the hell his powers come from, but he's not interested in finding out. All he's interested in is trying to get through sophomore year without a) failing, or b) embarrassing himself in front of cute guys. That is, until some British kid in a beanie---who can apparently shapeshift---shows up and tells Virgil that he's one of many people in the world with powers. And there's a place for teens to learn how to control them... and how to be spies. Soon, Virgil's navigating a new group of friends, crazy teachers, hidden biases, and an irritatingly dramatic (and adorable) roommate. High school's already hard enough without learning how to be a spy-slash-superhero, but hopefully, with enough luck, lack of will to live, and advice, Virgil will be able to make it through. Welcome to the Academy of Supernatural Investigation and Defense Education---otherwise known as the Academy of S.I.D.E. (This is loosely inspired off of Gallagher Girls, just with superpowers and disaster gays) Cover done by the amazing tazmaniendevil

A game. That's what it was, or what it was supposed to be. It's become bigger than that, and they all know it. The royals all participate in the game, unknowingly or not, and they are all strictly aware that one wrong move will lead to their demise. The figurative name of the game is lying and deception. Cheating is practically a requirement; those who play fair never win. Virgil Lancaster remained blissfully unaware of this game's existence until the night of the Sunstrix Gala. Will he become yet another victim of the Trickster's Test, or will his new knight keep him from losing himself? **I do not own the characters of Sanders Sides nor the art used for the cover** **TW (individual triggers provided in chapters except swearing): Lil bit of violence, lil bit of alcohol (no bad actions associated with it just general drinking, not main characters), mentions of death/grieving, some toxic family stuff (also not main characters)

*Some Time Ago* *??? POV* ???: NO! DON'T HURT THEM! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE! The women in front of me stops for a second. ?: Hmm... Interesting, what do you propose? I will protect them. ???: My life for theirs. I'd trade my life for theirs anyday. Without hesitation. ?: How do you know I won't kill them once you're gone? She takes another step towards them, her hand glowing a deep red. ???: You may be evil, but you're always loyal to you're deals. She thinks for a bit. ?: Alright, fair enough. We have a deal. She walks towards me with her hand now glowing blue and reaches out. I can hear them yelling, but I will protect them. ???: Deal. We shake hands. I immediately start screaming and fall to my knees. I use my last bit of strength to glance over at them. They're gone. That means they're safe and back home. I smile lightly as I black out. *?? POV* ??: Such a selfless act that deserves to rewarded. I'll see you soon my boy. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Roman Sanders is typical 15 year old, ya know, minus the red eyes. He also sees ghosts... ok so maybe not the typical 15 year old, but he does his best. Virgil is a ghost. He doesn't remember anything about his past life, but that's ok. Who needs to worry about that when he's too busy living life (sort of) with his best friend Roman?