🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

You have a mate, his name is Nemo the fish.

TW: super depressing and sad

Hot.Not for children!!!!

The religion of Gibbyism

💫chile lemme just make a riverdale fanfiction real quick.💫this is a parody of our beloved show called "riverdale". i mean its trash anyways so why not make it even more trash?🤩 if you dont like dark humor or if you dont even have a humor at all just exit🙊

eyyo yall really aint ready for these shitty ass storys bruh😂😂

Ashley Woods is a 17 year old honor roll student, has a scholarship for swimming for University of Southern California, a music major, an amazing singing voice, can play any instrument, an amazing boyfriend and the perfect family. Her life is turned upside down when she is abducted and sold to the CEO of Mendes Music Industry as a sex slave. He is cold and harsh at first but will she learn more about him? WARNING!!!!!!! Will contain sexual abuse

wen shrek mets giby they maek shirbby

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.