When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. The ship, intelligence fading, kidnaps five humans from the mountains of the Appalachians and re-enters civilization. Unfortunately, said humans are questionably sentient and might not be the best ambassadors Earth could possibly have. When they are through nothing in the galaxy will be quite the same.

Introduction : This is a collection of jokes & fun text. Which I have collected & presented before you. If you likes it then let me also know through your votes and comments. All the credit of this book is belongs to those who made this fun text & jokes. So I hereby thanks to them on the behalf of all of us. Guys Enjoy The Journey.. :-) -------- Girl-I fell in love with him at 2nd sight. Friend- Never heard of love at 2nd sight Girl-at 1st sight he was crossing the road & on 2nd sight he got into his Audi.. ;-) ----------- A married man's prayer; Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away. U gave me youth, u took it away. U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding u...... Amen.. ---------- A Very Sexy girl Puts Her FingerS On HOTEL MANAGER'S Lips MANAGER Kisses Each Finger Girl said :Tell ur Boss,There Is No Tissue Paper In Toilet... :-) :-) :-) ---------- Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..?? Wife: What. . .Where. . .?? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "I will kill u if u dont stop calling our children - defective Condoms" ----------- for more jokes & fun start reading now ..

Third book. Don't blame me when you're locked in an asylum..