"... A merman?" Update started on: July 5, 2025 Update finished on:

Look at my location rn.. Oh and yes, I do vote for my own stories..

Cartman decides it's time for a new couple in school. But with the struggles of acceptance and other love, will the effort of trying to get this relationship together be worth it? All characters are seniors in this story. (17-19)

After witnessing the harsh rejections that killed Dip and Bunny, Cartman wouldn't stand for it. He had worked too hard to watch his two favorite not cannon ships crumble. So he decided it was time for another plan. A different plan. One that would maybe possibly lead to.... The end of the world? Maybe, maybe not. Join Eric Cartman as he tells a story not even he can explain! All images belong to me unless I say otherwise. Characters obviously do not belong to me nor the show they come from.

Story between two teenagers who have fallen for each other yet their past. ⚠️13+⚠️ -romance 🌹(heated) ((but no sex)) -comedy 🙊 -music🎶 -drama🚬 ⚠️ SHIPS ⚠️ Jailey💛💙 (main ship) Lander 💜🧡(they're too cute) Milliot😇😈(just mentions) Saisy🖤🤍( not rlly that much, just mentions, but they're still cute tho ngl) Henriam💚🤎(this ship is just a joke and I'm living for it) Droey💛💗 (not that much tho)