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The Way I Loved You ✓ by njhpiper
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She'd die for love. He didn't believe in love. *** From reading The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood, to watching 10 Things I Hate About You, to listening to You are in Love by Taylor Swift, Emily Kingsley's life is a sum of moments she has spent after romance. Watching, reading, listening or daydreaming, romance has never failed to comfort this high school junior of 17 years of age. She has her own issues: self-sabotage, lack of focus in studying, randomly popping up acne and not loving the way she looked. But she could forget all that as long as she is reading about two people falling in love and finding their happily ever after. Emily wants a romance for herself too, and she knows just the person for it. Landon McArther, a senior in her school. According to Emily, Landon is handsome, sophisticated, well-spoken and unlike any of the immature boys of her class who didn't get her at all. Landon was everything Emily has always dreamed about and moreover he appreciates her for the person she is. But there's just a teeny-tiny problem. Landon McArther has a girlfriend. While that wasn't in Emily's bingo card, she hopes, prays, and longs for the day Landon will be single (because he is Emily's soulmate, and he has to be) and awaits her chance for romance. At the same time, her seatmate in chemistry, the rumored delinquent, grumpy asshole Nathan Callahan, makes fun of her romantic dreams. Can Emily ever find true love? Completed. A fun romcom that will make you scream and squeal and blush! Added to the RomCom reading list by Wattpad Humor Added to Ambassador's monthly pick for September by Wattpad Humor Added to 'Slice of life' reading list by Wattpad Ambassadors Highest rating: #1 in YoungAdultRomance #1 in Prom #1 in hopelessromantic #1 in junioryear #1 in Taylorswiftcoded
The Devil's 5'5 by underdog_scribbler
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A sleeper agent blended in amongst college students. She played her part well, attended socials, flirted with guys and sat through hours of lectures. But after nearly two years of playing hot, sexy business undergrad, she was activated for a mission. It was simple, protect your new roommate. What could possibly be hard about that? Well, when the said roommate is a boy, weary of her presence and not exactly her number one fan, things escalate to the point where he might just try to...run away? Azura has met her match, and Preston has met his nightmare. Just how much trouble is the little devil going to cause for our angel boy? #1 - Agent - 11/25/2020 (out of 6.3k stories) #1 - badgirlgoodboy - 04/09/2021 (out of 800+ stories) #1 - Undercover - 05/24/2021 (out of 3.8k stories) #1 - goodgirlbadboy - 03/08/2021 (out of 800+ stories) #1 - girlpov - 10/12/2021 (out of 100+ stories) #1 - funnieststoryyouwilleverread 12/17/2021 (out of 100+ stories) #1 - spy - 05/04/2022 (out of 12k stories)
Off With His Head by SamiCoops
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What do you do when you find out the guy you're dating's a vampire? For Peyton Jennings, the answer is obvious. After catching Henry with his teeth buried in someone's neck, all she wants is to put an end to him. The only question is how. Enter two strange men, who claim to be part of an elite organization that hunts mythical creatures. They've been tracking Henry for months, unable to get close, and Peyton could just be the key to taking him down for good. It seems like the perfect solution. But, Peyton's assistance comes with a heavy price - she wants to be a Hunter, just like them. When you throw in a shady deal with their leader, a green-eyed Hunter that's a little too charming for his own good and years-worth of training crammed into one week, it's clear that she's bitten off more than she can chew. Faced with an impossible task and the possibility that she might die, she's too stubborn to back down. After all, as they say 'when life hands you a vampire boyfriend, it's time to make better decisions'. Or something along those lines. [Featured on Wattpad's official Paranormal and Humor pages]