TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

⚠️ So, uh, this isn't actually my book lol ⚠️ I own absolutely nothing about this book, credits go to the proper author on ao3, eneliii. If you have proof that they're uncomfortable with it, please let me know and I'll take it down immediately :)) There are some triggering topics in this book, including swearing, vi...

tommyinnit's slightly beatable method of avoiding sudden death

In which TommyInnit learns to update his unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death. -•-•- -LOWERCASE INTENDED FOR TITLE- -•-•- Posted to Archive of Our Own as well. -•-•- If any of the content creators featured in this work are not comfortable with being in it, I will take it down. The characters featured in this wor...