"How dare you!!!" She screamed. And... Slapped him hard across his face. But she had no clue who she was messing, because the next moment, he hissed, "Congratulations. That slap is just going to make you my wife." 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝟏𝟖+ | Romantic-Thriller

Men + Sex = Mex

Its kinda nsfw i made it as a joke to my friends lol ik the grammars bad but that makes it even funnier lmao

The story of young Andrew expressing himself through the love of his life: Greggs.

I wrote another poem, and as I published the last one here - The Fried Chicken Bus - it seems appropriate to dump this one here too. The second my in (very) long-gestating poetry project, this one is firmly in my wheelhouse, the wheelhouse of a vessel that is middle-aged and white and not very well travelled. It documents my love for the Great British High Street, and one shop in particular.

Jake hadn't eaten breakfast, and really fancied a bite at lunchtime. ------- There were plenty of eateries to choose from, but the student only had one place in mind. He really did fancy a Greggs.

An Inspector Calls Fan-fiction Gerald Croft x Eric Birling ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Mature Content May occur Please do not read if you are easily offended! This is a Male x Male story Please do not read if you are not okay with reading this type of content. ❤️ DISCLAIMER ❤️ I do not own An Inspector Calls or any of the characters in it.

For 60 years, Elrond has put up with Thranduils parties but what happens when Thranduil goes one step too far? He takes revenge...

cutler beckett always knew he held feelings for the majestic davy jones, but how could he confess to the squid??? yes this is completely serious ok