when life gives you lemons, scream bc troy bolton has become a cool lemon -- highest ranking: #603 in Poetry (lol idk why)

[COMPLETED] This is the love story of Saiki Kusuo and his love for coffee jelly. • • "I picked up the spoon and took the first bite. Delicious. Wonderful. This coffee jelly was so amazing. The jiggle, the bitterness, and the sweetness just melts in my mouth. I never felt happier in my life..."

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You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

Mr Bean's Doppelgänger is on the loose! He is a serial killer! Will anyone be able to find him? This may be really weird but this is actually inspired by a dream from when I was Four or Five. Yes. I still remember it. It is probably the weirdest, most scariest dream I have ever had.