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His little cocoa bean ( willy wonka x male OC )  by That_sinful_shit
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Mr willy wonka decides to send out six golden tickets Six children go to his factory Violet baurgaurd ( help idk how to spell it ) Charlie bucket Augustus gloop Veruca salt Mike Teevee And jack Taylor Jack has a big brother called cole Mr willy wonka x male oc Ok I'll stop now or there will be no point in reading it ☺️😇
Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)  by caulimayo
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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
kool-aid Man X Gordan  Ramsay by SmashMyBuns22
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Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Ignorant (Freddy x Toy Freddy Fanfic) [Completed] by PixelSparks
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No this isn't incest. Freddy and Toy Freddy we're never related in the first place. If you don't like the story then go to another story. :) Note: Souls and Animatronics are two different beings in this story. Ranks: #1 - #freddyxtoyfreddy #1 - #fnaf2
A Match made in heaven by TheRedPanda911
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This is a love story that is about Susan a beautiful Facebook mom and her lover Jesus... yes you heard me right Jesus Christ and Susan are in love.
/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP by kermitbinch
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Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.
Kermit x Elmo  by Crispy-Shrimp
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A heartwarming love story
Shrek X Reader Your First Time by LaPalmeraRosa
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- 50 Shades of Green - You and Shrek have been dating for quite some time now but you have yet to make love. As you lay awake one evening you receive a text message from your green lover. Could this be it? Could this be the night you lose your virginity? Would you finally receive that which was located between Shrek's legs? We guess you'll just have to wait and see... A very sexy Shrek X Reader Story, written by the LPR Team, Enjoy
It Started With A Piece Of Chicken by nekogirluwu
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Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...
Ronald McDonald Loves Little Children by primum_casum
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Yes I wrote this for a grade. Yes I go to Catholic school. Yes I got an A. this is probably meant to offend people idec at this point