❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

Soulmates. Wednesday always thought it ironic how people let the universe choose their partner. She won't let it control her love life-- though it seemed like the matter was already out of her hands. Warnings: Assaults and threats. Touching without consent. Completed!