Alright, it's about a person (you, the reader) who suddenly gets scps as roommates. I like this idea Scps included: 035, 049, 682 (I know he shouldn't be able to fit in a house shhhh), 079, 106, 173 and 096. (And other characters are introduced in the book)

You are a scientist at the SCP Foundation. In this story you will build a bond with some SCP's. When you were a child nothing could hurt you, your parents became concerned and took you to a doctor. It turns out you couldn't feel pain, and the only way you could die is from old age. Years later when the government found out they send agents to see if you wanted to work at the SCP Foundation. You take the job and have my weird experiences and adventures.

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong to me, duh. because I'm not awesome like other people