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Choking Sasuke. by orangjoe
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I don't like Sasuke so here I am making a book abt choking him to death. To all my fellow Sasuke haters, enjoy. If you aren't a Sasuke hater, enjoy. I literally don't care. This was made out of pure boredom on my part, and most likely read out of pure boredom on your part, too. I found all the images on Pinterest btw. I didn't make any of them. Oh yeah, and Sasuke belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Coach Ukai X Mr Krabs by Lizzy3052
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coach ukai x mr kraba
The best one shots you ever did read by bluehedgehogbutpink
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A neat collection of absolute bliss. Read it, press that cute little star, and enjoy your day. None of these characters are mine.
SpongeBob smut by emogoth1
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CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!
Wheeler Squealer // f.w.  by -mamawolfhard
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Finniethepoo: hey cheeseball, still up for movie night? TinkerBelle: I'd rather eat shit than see your face. Finniethepoo: that time of the month? TinkerBelle: yes... Finniethepoo: Unlock the door, I'll be over in 15 with Chinese, skittles, and romcoms. TinkerBelle: fiiiiiinn, this is why you're my bestest, best friend ever! ilysm! Finniethepoo: ah, shucks :)
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life by frecklez12
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Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.
Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)  by caulimayo
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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Shrek X Bread by patrick--star
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I'm sorry
Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story) by not_too_filthy
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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump) by notshawtyth1ck
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~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?